Ladies and gentlemen, an announcement from Lubacov HQ

record of the decade

Now, I know it’s only April. But I could not care less. You’re a Woman, I’m a Machine by Death From Above 1979 is and will be the record that was played the most at Chezlubacov’s in 2005, and it will be my number one for this year. It is utterly fantastic, it’s energizing, it gives me goosebumps, it wil have me wear a pink t-shirt, it’s a work of genius. Yes, that’s right, a pink t-shirt. You know I’m into something if it has me wearing a pink t-shirt.
Not yet though, for I haven’t been able to buy me one yet. But I will wear one. With pride, too. If you love me you’ll buy me one. Go on, you know you want to. XL, please.
July 3rd they’ll be playing here. I am shivering with excitement.