Barney baaad! Fordham goood!

I’ve been watching the Lakeside Darts championships this week and I’ve found a new hero: andy “the viking” fordham. after his victory over darryl fitton he’ll be throwing against raymond van barneveld in the semi-finals, and i so hope he wins. i can’t stand van barneveld. i find there’s something really unpleasant about him, i don’t know what it is… maybe it’s the way he beats himself up in public over a lost match. or the way he looks at the audience after he’s won, like he’s the king of the world, but in a bad way. i mean, everybody feels like the king of the world after having played [and won] a fantastic match, but he gets really cocky, and not in a funny way. that’s it i think: he lacks humour. he’s a fantastic player though, and he’s probably going to keep his title.
andy fordham is majestic. impressive. funny. and most of all, he’s got an incredibly well-groomed mullet. he should be champion forever. go andy!