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got another one of those “urgent business project” mails today.
“After due deliberation with my colleagues, l decided to forward to you this proposal. We want a reliable person who could assist us to transfer the sum of (US$38.5M) Thirty Eight Million, Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars only into his account.”
a reliable person? moi?
“We have agreed that you will be entitled to:
30 PERCENT FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE.
60 PERCENT FOR ME AND MY COLLEAGUES.
10 PERCENT SET ASIDE FOR ANY EXPENSES INCURRED DURING THIS BUSINESS.
and whatever left from the 10% will be shared equally.”

uhuh.
“As you may rightly want to know l got your address from our Chambers of Commerce and Industry.”
eh?
i wonder why these people even bother sending those mails out. i mean, who’s gonna even respond to that?
weird.

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