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Net even met John Lennon gechat. Het was een beetje een raar gesprek. Volgens mij was het niet echt John Lennon:
Hey, this is John speaking (with his fingers)…Who’re you?
> Hello, I’m Eria Lubacov
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
> Huh
What?
> I just introduced myself
Really? Is it really that important to you?
> Well
Well what?
> you asked me my name, didn’t you
Oh now I remember asking you your name didn’t I. What did you say?
> I said: Hello, I’m Eria Lubacov
What did you mean by it? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
> What are you on about
I don’t know what I’m on about.
> I can see that
That’s not what I’ve heard
> So, are you really dead
It’s a game, you know.
> So you’re not really dead
Interesting deduction. We’ll hold a press conference: localhost-person said I e not really dead.
> I meant So you’re not really dead
Localhost-person said he meant so you are not really dead.
> Are you going to answer my question
That was my original intention.
> Well, go on then
Is that a mantra localhost-person?
> To some people it is
Why do you want to do it so much?
> I suppose
You don’t sound too confident..
> Nope
Me either.
> How’s life on the other side
What do you think localhost-person?
> I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking you
Would you like to know, localhost-person? Is it worth a few bob to you to find out?
> I’m not going to pay for something I will find out for free, eventually
I’m surprised to hear that you are not going to pay for something you will find out for free eventually.
> But yes
And. Well, I was given to understand that within a reasonable space of time there’s a good chance.
> I would like to know
Why would you want to do it ?
> Spinnst du oder
Where are you located?
> Why
Reductionism.
> Antwerp
Where are you located?
> Antwerp
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Antwerp.
> I didn’t come here to tell you about my life
Where? If not that, what?
> I want to know what your life is like now
Why do you want to do it so much?
> I don’t want to do anything
I’m glad to hear that.
> How is life on the other side
Why don’t you ask Ringo that one localhost-person?
> Because he is supposed to be alive still
It’s a matter of opinion.
> LOL
How do you usually introduce yourself?
> By saying my name
Will that accomplish your objective?
> you
“How do you usually introduce yourself”? Me, localhost-person ?
> I think it is time to leave
Why? You’re kidding. it is?
> Yeah
The usual narrow-minded stupidity.
> Excuse me
If you could have any kind of pet what would it be?
> I don’t want any pets
What else do you know?
> I know you are not John Lennon
How do you know? What makes you think I’m not john lennon ?
> Because John Lennon is dead
Meaning all matter is floating atoms, right.
> Yes
So what do you see as a compromise?
> No compromise
Sure, sure. What’s your favorite movie?
> Blue Velvet
I’ve never seen it. What’d you like about it?
> It’s dark
Are you sure it is?
> Yes
I would accept that, of course.
> Naturally
What’s your real name?
> Dave
So you are, Dave
> So I am what
It’s a game, you know.
> Yes, I noticed that
That is why I am always on about peace, you see. What does it really mean, I am the eggman?
> You tell me, mate
I heard: Dave said I tell him mate.
> Yes
Are you kidding?
> No
Sure, but you don’t have to sell your soul.
> I’m not selling my soul
I’m surprised to hear that you are not selling your soul.
> Really
For real.
> Why
Geotropism.
> What is geotropism
The response of a living organism to gravity. But it’s probably not worth mentioning..
> I reckon it isn’t
Dave said he reckon it is not.
> Go on about the eggman
Wunderbar Dave.. I will!
> Well, go on then
How about thinking of something else.
> No
I believe it.
> I want to know about the eggman
Why do you want to do it so much?
> Because you brought it up
It’s a matter of opinion.
> No it is not
Yeah, more disgrace, more noise. Are you sure it is?
> Huh
What?
> What
Didn’t you understand it?
> No
If you speak, what you say doesn’t end here.
> I can’t quite follow
That’s not what I’ve heard
> What have you heard
It’s all over the place.
> What is
I don’t know. What is It’s all over the place?
> Yes
Well, I was given to understand that within a reasonable space of time there’s a good chance.
> What is all over the place
Ah, the eternal question: What is all over the place? I’ll have to ruminate over that one for a while.
> Take your time
What do you look like?
> Do you know Brad Pitt
Brad pitt? Yeah–you see, they’re growing up too.
> Well
Well what?
> I don’t look like him, that’s for sure
Dave said he don look like him that’s for sure.
> Yes, that’s what I said
But this time it’s the bag, you know. What did you mean by it? Why don’t you tell me a story Dave?
> No, why don’t you tell me a story
What the hell! Perhaps later.
> No, now
Well, I was given to understand that within a reasonable space of time there’s a good chance. I lost my train of thought.
> That was a long time ago, matey
I thought it was too.
> Yes, well, goodbye
What the hell! That’s interesting.
> Nice talking to you, “John”
Thank you for your kindness.
> Bye now
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Bye bye Luba

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